On the phone with I guess a past acquaintance...

Conversation with the High School Guidance Secretary:

GS: Hello
Me: Hi.. How do I get my transcript sent to me...??
GS: Last name
Me: ****
GS: First name
Me: ********
GS: Date of birth
Me: 12/20/81 (future reference for birthday presents)
GS: What year did you graduate?
Me: ** (don't wanna sound old)
GS: Where do you want me to send this?
Me: My address is *** _____ place, in buffalo.. 14***
GS: Am I sending this to you??
Me: Yes...
GS: OK.. But if I send this to you, you can't open it.
Me: Ummmmm
GS: If I send this to you and you open it, they won't accept it..
Me: Umm... Ok I won't open it... I promise...
GS: HAHA ok...
Me: oh my god thank you so much (And still remember.. I'm not even that gay)(It's just my phone voice....)
GS: oh your welcome...

You just gotta know how to talk to people... =P