A business letter to the person who broke into my car

Dear Sir or Madam,
I hope the one dollar you took from my console really helps out. Had you looked further you would have notice 2 more dollars in another spot. *amateur* I'm sorry my car was such a mess.. had it been clean I would have noticed a little faster that my personal belongings were rummaged through. My first thought on entering my car this morning.. "What's this doing here??" After I realized my console was partially removed and just left there.. I'm assuming you noticed I don't have a very expensive radio and it would have caused more grief for you to have actually gotten it out of my car. Besides the inexpensive radio, I mean come on.. it only has a tape deck, those quarters you got definitely add up. Just off the top of my head I'm guessing you got about 3 dollars... and even that's being generous. It (the radio) might have gotten you a little further than the dollar but not much. Other than that you stole a knob that I don't remember having. As I further investigated I realized I have no idea there was a knob there or have any clue what it did. I believe that is the only thing that made me angry. In conclusion, I would like to thank you for reminding me to always lock ALL of my doors when exiting my car and that single dollar bills and change are worth the effort.. I'll use that bit of advice at work.
Love Always ~Randy
P.S. I'm sorry even my glove compartment didn't have anything fun/of value for you but thank you for putting it all back...

Not dates and whatnot...

Dude... ok so I met this guy and we've been out a few times.. I explained what we do to a few people and they all say we're pretty much dating.. and I say no.. we're hanging out. And they always say.. "well to me it sounds like your dating." Who knows?? The first time we hung out we went to have coffee and sat and talked for 2 hours. The second time we hung out we went to dinner at a diner and ate and talked for 2 hours. The third time we hung out we went to the movies and saw a mediocre movie. That was kinda funny cuz at one point he leaned over to say something and I leaned over too. He said it and I giggled and he turned and realized how close we were and kinda moved away. *point number one - he moved away* And the current last time we hung out we met at Delaware park at about 1015 and walked around the park and talked. I think there may have been a few times where there were "moments" but I'm still unsure. He made mention when I was talking about another friend that "you really need to hang out a few times to get to know someone before you start dating them." His voice changed and got a little louder when he said it like he was trying to make a point and/or implying something. After that we were standing on the bridge and like 50 fish swam up to us and he definitely stared at me a couple times. Later on when we were just still walking and talking we were on the little dock they have and I asked if he thought it was safe and he said "well if I fall in I'm taking you with me," and I totally blushed (which I don't do... a lot) and just giggled a little. When we ended the night he gave an open invite for the following afternoon which at that point I'd had plans but they fell through but he said he'd be at his house haha gardening and I could join him. The point that was made previously about him moving away is what makes me keep referring to them as "not dates." Because I'm not completely sure. It does sound like dating but maybe he's just a guy who really likes to make sure before he dates ORRRRR he really does only want to be friends. Ok fine I'll admit I do like him a little. He's a little more reserved than I like and I'd be the crazier side of the 2 but I think I've always been that guy in my past "relationships". So to end this rant yes I do like him (there ya go char). 100%?? not yet. On a completely different side of it he's semi-interesting. We'll see where this goes.. I'm willing to wait and find out. =) over and out...

Still one of my bestest friends ABT.. Happy Birthday

So maybe one of the most memorable years of my life was the fall of 2002. I met a few of the most special people in my life. One... an ex that will always have a piece of my heart, a friend that unfortunately I no longer have but to find out after having gone to school together for years had a lot more in common than we thought.. and last but never least.. ABT. Happy Birthday B. First name Amanda, middle name Blair.. and I'm not gonna post the last name but so any of the other 2 people that read this know when I say Blair I'm talking about her. So that year started out with my next door neighbor and soon to be newest best friend telling me "watch out for that girl next door.. she's a real b*tch." I said oh man.. I don't wanna live next to her if she's gonna be a b*tch. So I walk past the bathroom and she's brushing her teeth and I smile and she doesn't smile back and I think to myself... "man... she is a b*tch." haha She probably had no idea I was there but that was my first run in. As the weeks passed I found out she wasn't the b*tch I thought she was at all. As I sit here and think of all the fun things that have happened in our 8 years together I'd be sitting here typing forever so I'm just gonna type mostly about that year. Also.. the same year I met her fab sister Taylor. So I'm standing outside Blair's room knocking on her door, because I heard someone in there, and the door opens and I see Taylor and I start with "*GASP* YOU'RE NOT BLAIR!!!" And she said something to the effect of.. "NOPE!!" not so loudly... kind of eyeore-ish. haha The one day we're in the lounge and the RA walks in and says hey guys I'm just seein how everyone's doing and Blair says.. "oh... we're cooking." Doug the RA walks out and I start laughing. I say to her "COOKING?!?! I'M USING THE MICROWAVE AND YOUR USING THE TOASTER." and she says... "yeah... cooking...." Throughout the years we've gone through the "PUT ON YOUR TIE!!!" phase and the "PANTS SHARDING" phase and the "DEAR BLAIR..." phase and famously the "hitch kick barrel roll" phase. We also had some bumpy times. All of which I partly believe helped me to get where I am today (when enough was enough). To have had and still have some of the friends that were there. Me working at the Tralf and Blair thinking she was smoking a marb light.. hahaha. It wasn't... Me finding out Gwen Stefani stole all Blair's good dance moves... and even some of the not so good ones. Finding out that if Taylor were to jump.. Blair's gonna jump too (we found that out when Tay saw a snake, screamed and jumped into the lake and Blair followed suit having no idea why) *fight or flight* haha **inside jokes** "Blair.. I made us some soup..." "Blairrrr... I rented us a video...." **inside jokes over** Good times or bad I wouldn't change any of it for the world. Blair.. 8 years later and we're still going strong..

Thank you for being there and I love you.

~Love Randy...

P.S. This was the other card I thought about sending but the one I sent was totally perfect.