Merkin Vajazzle..

Now that I think about it.. That might be someone's new assassin name. *inside joke* So a conversation was sparked about pubic hair. Why this I'm not totally sure but that's where it went. So my bright idea was to add to the subject by talking about a pubic wig which I heard about years ago from this totally crazy girl I worked with. So I carried the legacy of passing on the knowledge of the pubic wig aka the merkin to wow them with useless information. Well someone mentions putting beads in it like dreads and another someone blurts out the vajazzle. What's a vajazzle you say? Well think of the bedazzler, now think of it on some shaved lady parts. Yup.. Someone went there.. After seriously doubting the word and the sheer idea of it we were shown pictures. So like the good guy I am I went to google and you know how you start typing something and handy dandy google starts adding words there that the search might be about. I made it as far as vaj and it popped up (the word.. not something else). Naturally, I bring it up at work and one of the servers I work with starts talking about her lady part and more or less how it already sparkles. I could not stop laughing when she told me this. Oh, then she added a dance. If you've ever worked in a restaurant you know servers/wait staff know some of the strangest things and have some of the dirtiest minds. On a lighter note I sang to some favorites from the 80's e.g. total eclipse of the heart, thriller, girls just wanna have fun, and others. On a darker note (literally) one of my headlights blew out tonight. Padiddle =(